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Straight from the horse's mouth...
A conversation overheard between the Packsaddle Play Park ponies, Winnie and Blue:
Winnie: What's going to happen here then?
Blue: I dunno, I'm completely blinkered.
Winnie: That woman who keeps coming here has got the bit between her teeth.
Blue: That can get sore...
Winnie: She's spoken to a councillor.
Blue: Hmm...I didn't think she looked the full ticket...
Winnie: I see lots of the neighbours have been in our paddock lately.
Blue: I heard them having consultations.
Winnie: What, like a Gallop poll?
Blue: Putting in ideas for this place to up it's stride.
Winnie: I'd like an en-suite stable and a walk-in tack room...
Blue: How about a hayloft? ;)
Winnie: Some people called WPA are involved.
Blue: Who are they, then? Wild Pony Agents? Wagon Pulling Army?
Winnie: Neigh! Wansdyke Play Association!
Blue: And what do they do?
Winnie: Just a lot of horsing around from what I can see.
Blue: Good Diamond Jubilee Party, wild horses couldn't keep them away.
Winnie: Got me in a whorl; my hooves didn't touch the ground!
Blue: I see Ernest got smashed...
Winnie: I heard there might be an Olympic event.
Blue: You gonna run a furlong?
Winnie: No, not for long.
Blue: New hat?
Winnie: Yes, new shoes too!
Blue: Fancy a canter before supper?
Winnie: Don't mind if I do!
Submitted by Jane Bennett on 17 June 2012 - 8:23pm