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Straight from the horse's mouth...

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A conversation overheard between the Packsaddle Play Park ponies, Winnie and Blue:

Winnie: What's going to happen here then?

Blue: I dunno, I'm completely blinkered.

Winnie: That woman who keeps coming here has got the bit between her teeth.

Blue: That can get sore...

Winnie: She's spoken to a councillor.

Blue: Hmm...I didn't think she looked the full ticket...

Winnie: I see lots of the neighbours have been in our paddock lately.

Blue: I heard them having consultations.

Winnie: What, like a Gallop poll?

Blue: Putting in ideas for this place to up it's stride.

Winnie: I'd like an en-suite stable and a walk-in tack room...

Blue: How about a hayloft? ;)

Winnie: Some people called WPA are involved.

Blue: Who are they, then? Wild Pony Agents? Wagon Pulling Army?

Winnie: Neigh! Wansdyke Play Association!

Blue: And what do they do?

Winnie: Just a lot of horsing around from what I can see.

Blue: Good Diamond Jubilee Party, wild horses couldn't keep them away.

Winnie: Got me in a whorl; my hooves didn't touch the ground!

Blue: I see Ernest got smashed...

Winnie: I heard there might be an Olympic event.

Blue: You gonna run a furlong?

Winnie: No, not for long.

Blue: New hat?

Winnie: Yes, new shoes too!

Blue: Fancy a canter before supper?

Winnie: Don't mind if I do! 

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